Stoopid People
How Time Flies
This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turns 37. It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, putting everything in her… »
Mocking Morons
What do you do when things become so upside-down they no longer make sense? That’s right – you make fun of them. Bravo and brava, Latma TV! (And boo-hiss to YouTube for pulling “We Con The World” for alleged “copyright violation” but leaving up numerous satirical videos of people like Adolf Hitler.) … »
Liberals Crash…And Burn
With massive Tea Party protests planned across the country for “Tax Day”, April 15th, you just knew that the left wingnuts wouldn’t be able to contain themselves at the prospect of somehow “outing” these great numbers of average Americans who will peacefully assemble to voice their concern with the punishing tactics of big government as “racist”, “homophobic”, “angry”, and… »
Health Care Jihadists
If one clings fervently to a particular ideology, we call them zealots. Those who go too far are called a terrorist. In the same way some Muslims wage their jihad, or “holy war” against America, so too does the current administration wage its own health care jihad against the American people. Obama spent a great… »
Our Corpse Man Of The Apocolypse
Everyone makes mistakes. But when your life is the stuff of fiction created by a legend in your own mind and you misrepresent issues, if not flat-out lie about them, every time you open your mouth yet pridefully accept the mantle of Messiahnic Orator while shaking your scolding finger at those who so obviously know… »
Time For The Big Guns: Calling ‘Em Names
I laughed out loud this evening when I was told that Democrats are now calling supporters of Massachusetts state senator Scott Brown “radicals”. Yes, dear readers, those of us who support a candidate with conservative views have been upgraded from “right-wing extremists” to “radicals”. And all without a single mention of the issues at hand…. »
You Don’t Use, You Lose?
This one takes the cake. Scratch that. This one takes the minutes. Your unused calling card minutes, that is. I have no adjectives to describe how this makes me feel. But visions of plantations and Communist Russia come to mind. Washington, D.C. is suing AT&T because some customers who buy its prepaid calling cards don’t… »
Quote Of The Day
“There are those who say there is no evil in the world. There are others who argue that pink fluffy bunnies are the spawn of Satan and conspiring to overthrow civilization. Let me be clear: I believe people of goodwill on all sides can find common ground between the absurdly implausible caricatures I attribute to… »
A Business Owner’s Plan For Managing Obama “Change”
There’s often a lot of truth in humor. As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. … »
People Unclear On The Concept
Grab the salt shaker, melt the butter, and start popping the corn. And don’t forget to supersize those sodas, folks! Michael Moore is about to release another film. And in that stereotypical, oxymoronic way of progressives (heavy emphasis on the “moron”) he has titled it, ”Capitalism: A Love Story”. Though we acknowledge the near-impossibility of such a… »