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The Tea Party vs. the Flea Party

October 16, 2011 By Joan of Snark

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As the great unwashed masses take to the streets to loudly lament the fact they are facing the consequences of their coddling and therefore bad choices and demanding that others fix it for them, we throught we’d compare their…errr…whatever with what the now-fawning, slavering lamestream media has barely covered and only then with great derision:  the Tea Party.

There are certainly more examples than this and, knowing the progressive liberal mindset, more to come.  But here is a start.

The Tea Party

The Flea Party

Is paid to work Is paid to protest
Has sex in the bedroom Has sex in the street
Uses a bathroom as intended Eliminates wherever; including on cars and in the street
Pays taxes Lives off taxes
Expects to earn a promotion by working hard Expects to start at the top
Gives to charity Lives off charity
Takes out only a mortgage they can repay Defaults on a mortgage above their ability to repay
Pays off credit debt Declares bankruptcy to avoid paying credit debt
Protects the unborn Protects convicted child rapists and murderers
Considers having a cell phone a nicety Considers having a cell phone a right
Respects government property Defaces government property
Obtains permits for public protests Demands taxpayer resources for protests
Protests on public property Trespasses to protest on private property
Proudly displays the American flag Burns the flag and/or demands it be removed from display
Heroes include Washington, Jefferson, Franklin Heroes include Mao, Guevara, and the Communist Party
Supports the 1st Amendment Exercises 1st Amendment right to make a fool out of themselves in public
Supports the 2nd Amendment Demands death for those with whom they disagree
Believes in small, limited government Believes government knows best
Knows history Repeats history

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