As the great unwashed masses take to the streets to loudly lament the fact they are facing the consequences of their coddling and therefore bad choices and demanding that others fix it for them, we throught we’d compare their…errr…whatever with what the now-fawning, slavering lamestream media has barely covered and only then with great derision:  the Tea Party.

There are certainly more examples than this and, knowing the progressive liberal mindset, more to come.  But here is a start.

The Tea Party	The Flea Party
Is paid to work	Is paid to protest
Has sex in the bedroom	Has sex in the street
Uses a bathroom as intended	Eliminates wherever; including on cars and in the street
Pays taxes	Lives off taxes
Expects to earn a promotion by working hard	Expects to start at the top
Gives to charity	Lives off charity
Takes out only a mortgage they can repay	Defaults on a mortgage above their ability to repay
Pays off credit debt	Declares bankruptcy to avoid paying credit debt
Protects the unborn	Protects convicted child rapists and murderers
Considers having a cell phone a nicety	Considers having a cell phone a right
Respects government property	Defaces government property
Obtains permits for public protests	Demands taxpayer resources for protests
Protests on public property	Trespasses to protest on private property
Proudly displays the American flag	Burns the flag and/or demands it be removed from display
Heroes include Washington, Jefferson, Franklin	Heroes include Mao, Guevara, and the Communist Party
Supports the 1st Amendment	Exercises 1st Amendment right to make a fool out of themselves in public
Supports the 2nd Amendment	Demands death for those with whom they disagree
Believes in small, limited government	Believes government knows best
Knows history	Repeats history