As the great unwashed masses take to the streets to loudly lament the fact they are facing the consequences of their coddling and therefore bad choices and demanding that others fix it for them, we throught we’d compare their…errr…whatever with what the now-fawning, slavering lamestream media has barely covered and only then with great derision: the Tea Party.
There are certainly more examples than this and, knowing the progressive liberal mindset, more to come. But here is a start.
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The Tea Party |
The Flea Party |
| Is paid to work | Is paid to protest |
| Has sex in the bedroom | Has sex in the street |
| Uses a bathroom as intended | Eliminates wherever; including on cars and in the street |
| Pays taxes | Lives off taxes |
| Expects to earn a promotion by working hard | Expects to start at the top |
| Gives to charity | Lives off charity |
| Takes out only a mortgage they can repay | Defaults on a mortgage above their ability to repay |
| Pays off credit debt | Declares bankruptcy to avoid paying credit debt |
| Protects the unborn | Protects convicted child rapists and murderers |
| Considers having a cell phone a nicety | Considers having a cell phone a right |
| Respects government property | Defaces government property |
| Obtains permits for public protests | Demands taxpayer resources for protests |
| Protests on public property | Trespasses to protest on private property |
| Proudly displays the American flag | Burns the flag and/or demands it be removed from display |
| Heroes include Washington, Jefferson, Franklin | Heroes include Mao, Guevara, and the Communist Party |
| Supports the 1st Amendment | Exercises 1st Amendment right to make a fool out of themselves in public |
| Supports the 2nd Amendment | Demands death for those with whom they disagree |
| Believes in small, limited government | Believes government knows best |
| Knows history | Repeats history |