Gun Butt Cover

His Transparency is feeling the cold breeze sneaking in through the open back of his hospital gown and, besides the doubling-down cram-through brawls that await us during this lame-duck session, he’s finally decided to nominate Chicago brown-noser Andrew Traver to permanently lead the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (ATF).

In the astute words of Bob Owens, President Walking Eagle has nominated a pedophile to run the local PTA.  While he’s allegedly a “nice enough guy”, he’s anti-gun and an incompetent middle-level leader.  Certainly not the type one would choose to clean up the corruption in any organization. 

But if the Senate is stupid enough to confirm his nomination, he’ll help close that flapping gown by taking the blame for pushing the progressive liberal anti-gun agenda.