I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry at this one.
Just in time to help President Obama with his health-care reform efforts, a 2-year federal study has just released its findings that eating less is the best way to lose and keep off weight. Thereby lessening the risk of obesity-related illnesses.
All together now: DUH!
Should be easy for Americans to follow this new “diet” advice now since most can’t afford to buy food.
Dammit, I was afraid they’d figure that out eventually.